*Maurice Clavell: Houses are like women; The older they get, the more paint they need.
*Robert L. Talbot: Teenagers are like the H bomb. When they go off, it's better to observe them from a distance.
*Robert L. Talbot: Lisa, believe me, *no* love affair can survive if the either part starts to *think
*Anna: Love is like an empty bottle of champagne: you don't refill it, you get a new bottle.
*Sandy: Love is one product you don't sell by giving away free samples.
